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Diary: Friday August 18th

Friday nicht ah ran intae ah American Fella caed Otis Cranshaw, he wis ah man efter ma ain heirt, he said what he thought, he telt me that efter ra Festival he wis gangin tae Broadway, ah said wid that be near Sighthill, he said "noop that's yer New York, US of A, Fergie". Ah thought tae mysell that's a long wie tae get ra bus hame, efter an nicht of Goldies. He wis frae a place caed Montana, which wi its highlands an' like, sounded like where ma pal Robbie the Pict comes frae - Skye.

Met up wi ah couple young cheils whae hud never been tae ra festival before. They caed themselves Cyderdelic an they goat ah real success of a show oan their hands, ra Thelma at EdinburghGuide gave it nae drams. Ah suggested tae ra editor that we at Edinguide could gie it a six star recommendation which wid be a glass o' Highland Spring, he said, "Aye, right! Mebbe Fergie..." Wunder why he never taks me seriously.

Went doon tae ra Late an Live, which has ra nick name o "ra bear pit". A comedian goes up oan ra stage an aw ra comedians in ra audience heckle him, nae wunder it's caed ra bear pit! Efter a few turns a wis ready fur ra road. Ootside…….. ra morra here, ah dinna like that. Gangin in ra dark an comin oot in the licht. Dark glasses oan, pretending tae be a late filmie …..

Hamewurd before ra milkman arrives…

Fergie

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