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Diary: Thursday August 10th or is it...

Deary me, ah seem tae have lost a day or twa. Mind you ah did a fair tour o ra malts, mast o the Glens an a few Straths, a grand gang roond but dinna mind seeing ony scenery.

Anywise, back tae ra festival. A wis asked tae send in ma short list fur the top ten shows. Efter ra mist in ma heid cleared, ah realised that everybody elses' list wis different tae mine. "No Fergus, nobody has nominated the same people as you have," I wis telt. So am nae playing ra same game am ah no? "Well," says I, "Am gangin doon a different road."

Am gonny pit the gither a list o ra weirdest shows at ra Festival, that'll sort them. Them an there upmairket culture, I show them culture.

So fowks, fur the next ten days ah want yi aw tae gi' me a hand. On oor bulletin board yi can logon an leave yir nominations fur the weirdest shows at ra festival, av goat a couple already, but am share we can find at least ten, av even goat a judge.

Morra it's the first Fringes Award, an that lassie Liz Lochheids gein them oot. She' s awright. We've goat a felli caed Andrew Neil comin tae write fur us at EdinburghGuide.com. Noo where have a heard name before? Ah hope he's no efter ma job.

Ah wiell, hamewurd, ra morra almost here...

See yi Fergie


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